If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

All couples must bear the strain of getting acquainted, having been, up to then, merely intimate.

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

What we are assigned to bear is in a sense a measure of our stature.

We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.