I can still hear my mother wailing over some new kitchen crisis, "Oh God," and my father answering cozily from the silo, "Were you calling me, dear?

How do you expect mankind to be happy in pairs when it is miserable separately?

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.