Life is a zoo in a jungle.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.

The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

Exercise is an unnatural act.

We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity.

People rarely do what they don't want to.