A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Peter De VriesI am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best -- it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money -- provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.
Peter De VriesI write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
Peter De Vries