We pay for security with boredom, for adventure with bother.

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

All couples must bear the strain of getting acquainted, having been, up to then, merely intimate.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through.