We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.

Look at it this way: Psychoanalysis is a permanent fad.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.

I suppose I shall marry eventually One does that, one drifts into stability

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.