Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.

This human nature is shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection.

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.

We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity.