I know guys. I know the way they think.

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.

Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck.

If you work with Jim Carrey, you're working with the best.

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.

Anybody who is a fan of any team is going to recognize themselves in this.

There is a point you can definitely lose the audience and sometimes you don't know where it is.