Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great singer, had his own television show and acted in movies.

You can only be stupid when you're young.

There have been makeup artists who've asked if my eyebrows are real.

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.

It's nice when you can tell stories that brush up against the world we live in.

I always go back to theatre. It's probably where I'll draw my last breath.

My eyebrows make a more profound impact on [other] people than they do on me... I just let 'em grow.