I was about to get a degree in economics when I accepted that I'd be a lousy businessman, and if I didn't give acting a try I'd regret it for the rest of my life.

My eyebrows make a more profound impact on [other] people than they do on me... I just let 'em grow.

Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great singer, had his own television show and acted in movies.

I always go back to theatre. It's probably where I'll draw my last breath.

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

You can only be stupid when you're young.

I was probably 11 by the time I saw a movie.