If only one fifth of your spells work you have real power. If only one fifth of your divinations work you have a serious disability.

As a great master once observed: "There are two methods of becoming god, the upright or the averse." Let the mind become as a flame or a pool of still water.

In Chaos Magic, beliefs are not seen as ends in themselves, but as tools for creating desired effects.

Some have sought to avoid suffering by avoiding desire. Thus they have only small desires and small sufferings, poor fools.

Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself.

Indeed, linear extrapolations make no large-scale sense in a universe that has spatial and temporal curvature.

Junk food, junk religion, and junk products just leads to excessive numbers of junk people living junk lifestyles.