My own favorite is something called Rogue Male.

It's my job, it's what I do, it's what I'm on earth to do and it's who I am.

In the theater you can chain a blue-assed baboon in the stalls and with a good script, good actors, and a good set you'd have what is called a production. With the cinema someone has to know about lenses and fine things. I have no time for the "auteur de cinema." To me, it's meaningless.

I became a professional cricket teacher about 20 years ago. I had a son born to me when I was 50, and I thought, he needs someone to bowl to him.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

When my father would come home from the track after a good day, the whole room would light up; it was fairyland. But when he lost, it was black. In our house, it was always either a wake ... or a wedding.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.