My own favorite is something called Rogue Male.

When my father would come home from the track after a good day, the whole room would light up; it was fairyland. But when he lost, it was black. In our house, it was always either a wake ... or a wedding.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!!!

Marriage is forever. It's like cement.

Many years ago I sent an old, beloved jacket to a cleaner, the Sycamore Cleaners. It was a leather jacket covered in Guinness and blood and marmalade, one of those jobs... and it came back with a little note pinned to it, and on the note it said, 'It distresses us to return work which is not perfect.' So that will do for me. That can go on my tombstone.

I love working with young people, which is to me a big kick.