I wouldn't mind being a lord.
I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a white suit, waving like the Queen Mum.
For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.
What I like is bottomless flattery.
I can't stand light. I hate weather.
If I'm not at my study by 10:00, 10:30, forget it, I can't write a word.