When my father would come home from the track after a good day, the whole room would light up; it was fairyland. But when he lost, it was black. In our house, it was always either a wake ... or a wedding.

No one can take Jesus away from me.... There's no doubt there was a historical figure of tremendous importance, with enormous notions. Such as peace.

My dear sir, it haunted me for the rest of my life.

The common denominator of all my friends is that they're dead.

Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.

I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!!!

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.