When my father would come home from the track after a good day, the whole room would light up; it was fairyland. But when he lost, it was black. In our house, it was always either a wake ... or a wedding.

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot!

Pope Paul III was the greatest thief in the history of the church.

My dear sir, it haunted me for the rest of my life.

I loved doing My Favorite Year, which was great fun, and The Ruling Class, which I made with all my chums.

One time in the late '50s, when Peter Finch, Laurence Harvey, and I were all offered the same movie role - the assumption being that we weren't friends - we marched up to producer Dino De Laurentiis's door and declared in unison, 'We don't think we're suitable for the part.'