Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

My own favorite is something called Rogue Male.

I became a professional cricket teacher about 20 years ago. I had a son born to me when I was 50, and I thought, he needs someone to bowl to him.

I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

I'm a professional and I'll do anything - a poetry reading, television, cinema, anything that allows me to act.

A victory? What have we won? We've won a rock in the middle of a wasteland, on the shores of a poisoned sea.