Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

If you do not surrender, I shall be forced to shoot you through the head with a rather large bullet.

I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a white suit, waving like the Queen Mum.

Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.

If man ever comes to perfect equilibrium with the environment, we'll all be redundant, perhaps because you won't need art or letters.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

My own favorite is something called Rogue Male.