Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!

No one can take Jesus away from me.... There's no doubt there was a historical figure of tremendous importance, with enormous notions. Such as peace.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.

The common denominator of all my friends is that they're dead.

It's my job, it's what I do, it's what I'm on earth to do and it's who I am.