I became a professional cricket teacher about 20 years ago. I had a son born to me when I was 50, and I thought, he needs someone to bowl to him.

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

There is a legend. And to protest is daft.

A victory? What have we won? We've won a rock in the middle of a wasteland, on the shores of a poisoned sea.

I put steam on the table by being an actor. That is how I live. The longer I live, the more expensive it becomes. So I do my work. And I can't be immensely picky. How many beautiful scripts come in one's lifetime? I have had more than anybody, practically.

Life turned out much better than I thought. I knew after a little while that I could act.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.