Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot!

The good parts are the people who don't make do. They're the interesting people. Lear doesn't make do.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

I'm a professional and I'll do anything - a poetry reading, television, cinema, anything that allows me to act.

There's a remedy for everything except death.