An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble.

In the ruling, Justice Roberts, who wrote the decision, referred to cell phones as not just phones but, quote, "cameras, video players, rolodexes, calendars, tape recorders, libraries, and diaries," unquote. Plus, he went on, best friends, lovers.

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

I am now gay 'cause I have watched Ronaldo...

In a surprising unanimous ruling, the Supreme Court ruled the police cannot search what is on your phone without a warrant. Court observers said a unanimous decision from this court was slightly less likely than Scalia winning the annual Supreme Court wet robe contest.

Ben & Jerry's ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches.

Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that.