If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are they stressing their experience, their ideas, their excellent hair? No. They've been talking about their poverty.

We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.

Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that.

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.

Utah is close to becoming the latest state to legalize medical marijuana.But one DEA agent raised the alarm in front of the Utah legislature. He warned them that rabbits might eat the weed. And then what would you have? You'd have a bunch of weed-crazed rabbits running around. They'd run rampant in the state's cornfields and taco orchards.

I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.