We runners talk about having fun but I don't think anybody believes us. We talk about discipline and endurance, we take care, we exercise caution, we watch our diets and monitor our pace. We are ascetics who talk, unconvincingly, of the bracing enjoyment of self-abuse.

An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble.

Sometimes you just have to get out there and just help somebody face to face.

I am now gay 'cause I have watched Ronaldo...

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.