If at first you don't succeed, have a cup of tea.

I've always believed the greater danger is not aiming too high, but too low, settling for a bogey rather than shooting for an eagle.

But it seemed to me that the American way of doing things was to obliterate a complete area, without really knowing exactly what was there and where they were.

You've made your bed, now go bounce on it.

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs--black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard).

The conservationist¹s most important task, if we are to save the Earth, is to educate.