Musicals are written and then rewritten. Those things used to happen on the road. Now they are done in New York during preview performances.

There are two kinds of actors: those with one job too few, who have to take every one that comes along, and those with one job too many, who can always turn down the one they don't want.

The relationship between an actress and her director is often a very close one.

When talking about unicorns, minotaurs, or compassionate conservatives, one does not normally have to prove their non-existence; the mere lack of any evidence is sufficient reason not to believe in any of them.

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress.

At early previews, the theater gossips are there, wishing you ill every night. They don't grant you any slack. Agents are in from Hollywood. Your friends are there. People who are going to spread the word-of-mouth. If something doesn't work, everyone will know.

Musicals are written and then rewritten. Those things used to happen on the road. Now they are done in New York during preview performances.