When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.

As I grow older I find that though I think I'm saying the same things as I always did, people listen to me more.

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.

That weakness in human nature which goes by the name of strength.

Acting on television is like being asked by the captain to entertain the passengers while the ship goes down.