When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach

I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

I am an international citizen conceived in Russia, born in England, working in Hollywood, living in Switzerland, and touring the World.

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.