I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.

I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal.

Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach