The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

I am convinced that it is of primordial importance to learn more every year than the year before. After all, what is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.

That weakness in human nature which goes by the name of strength.