The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.

I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.

World Government is not only possible, it is inevitable; and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest sense,in its only sense, the patriotism of humans who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good.

I can never forgive God for having invented the French

The great thing about history is that it is adaptable.

A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.

I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.