The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.

Acting on television is like being asked by the captain to entertain the passengers while the ship goes down.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

World Government is not only possible, it is inevitable; and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest sense,in its only sense, the patriotism of humans who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good.

I can never forgive God for having invented the French

When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.