If history teaches us one thing, than that history teaches us nothing.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.

I am an international citizen conceived in Russia, born in England, working in Hollywood, living in Switzerland, and touring the World.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

The stupidity of a stupid man is exercised in a restricted field; the stupidity of an intelligent man has a much wider diffusion, and a far greater effect, aided as it is by the element of surprise.