If history teaches us one thing, than that history teaches us nothing.

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.

Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.

Laughter... the most civilized music in the world.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.

Two members of my profession who are not urgently needed by my profession, Mr. Ronald Reagan and Mr. George Murphy, entered politics, and they've done extremely well. Since there has been no reciprocal tendency in the other direction, it suggests to me that our job is still more difficult than their new one.

I had started by imitating a parrot, which is unusual, in that a parrot is supposed to imitate you. By taking the initiative you allow the parrot no alternative but to be itself, which proves again that attack is often the best defence.