Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.

Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there.

Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.

It's not fair to say that people who work with their head or with their hands ought to pay taxes, but people who earn their living with capital ought not to.

All over the world, people want to know what kind of people Texans are, and I explain that Texans are America's ideal Americans.

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

There's one form of bigotry that is still acceptable in America - that's the bigotry against the successful.