I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.
I don't accept defeat as final. Only death is final - and even then I hope for a reprieve.
If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.
Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.
I would be the last person who would say immigrants are not important to America.
Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.