Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there.

Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.

I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready money.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

I look at subprime lending and I see the American dream in action.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.