It's not fair to say that people who work with their head or with their hands ought to pay taxes, but people who earn their living with capital ought not to.

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready money.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.