Thank God the economy is not as bad as you read in the newspaper every day.
I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.
I would be the last person who would say immigrants are not important to America.
We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.
There's one form of bigotry that is still acceptable in America - that's the bigotry against the successful.