I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.