The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.