If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

And we debate whether it's a - some woman's right to tear you out of there a piece at a time! C'mon! You have a God-given right to live. And of all places, inside your mother - what in the world happened to us?

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off.

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater.