I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted.

If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

The Singapore judicial system's shameful recourse to using torture - in the form of caning - to punish crimes that should be misdemeanors is indicative of a blatant disregard for international human rights standards, one of the defendants said that sentencing day was the darkest day of his life, but in reality every day that Singapore keeps caning on its books is a dark day for the country's international reputation.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.