I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines - also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.
Phil RobertsonKids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.
Phil RobertsonThere are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
Phil RobertsonYou have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.
Phil RobertsonWe never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?
Phil RobertsonGod says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well let's see now. A clean guy - a disease-free guy and a disease-free woman - they marry and they keep their sex between the two of them. They're not going to get chlamydia, and gonorrhea, and syphilis, and AIDS. It's safe.
Phil Robertson