This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

Why do they murder and why do they hate us? Because all of them ... 80 years of history, they all want to conquer the world, they all rejected Jesus and they're all famous for murder. Nazis, Shintoists, Communists and the Mohammedists. Every one of them the same way.

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.