This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Two of the central ingredients to our family are food and faith, so sitting down together and thanking God for the food He's provided means everything to us. Prayer is a natural part of our lives - not only around the dinner table but all day long.

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.