I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way.

I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.

This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.

Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.