I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted.

Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.