Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.

We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

For the sake of the Gospel, it was worth it… All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. That’s eighty years of ideologies that have popped up where no Jesus was allowed among those four groups. Just look at the records as far as murder goes among those four groups.

To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.