We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions. They’re full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless. They invent ways of doing evil.

Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.

Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that's when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.

Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.