We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot