To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.

Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.