I don't care what you think of Michael Vick - whether you think he's being mistreated or misused, or just think he's not that good, whatever. He can play for my team any day

The Denver Broncos are all child molesters

You better...buckle uh down and then tighten up to stop this passing game

Sometimes, it's good to have a tremendous star, because everyone understands he has to get the ball.

So many QBs throw the ball down the field, that's wrong. Watch Aaron Rodger throw it up the field

Remember, for it to be a forward pass, it's got to go forward.

I haven't thought about it. I'm not capable of deep thinking.