SQL, Lisp, and Haskell are the only programming languages that I've seen where one spends more time thinking than typing.

Most people who are rich chose their parents wisely.

I don't myself believe in astrology. However, I think that's because I'm a Libra and Libras are always skeptical.

If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.

Remember that in 1993 a company with a bad Web site needed an engineer. Today, a company with a bad Web site needs a psychiatrist.

Like most people in Academia, my vision of the future is the same as the average industry person's vision of five years ago.

The devil is real. He lives inside C programs.