A Jewish man with his parents alive is half the time a helpless infant!

Actually we did not have the feelings we said we had until we spoke them--at least I didn't; to phrase them was to invent them and own them.

There's something every woman wants, and that's a man to blame.

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

You can't write good satirical fiction in America because reality will quickly outdo anything you might invent.

Seeing is believing and believing is knowing and knowing beats unknowing and the unknown.

I was a biography in constant motion, memory to the marrow of my bones.