The world is divided into the ordinary and the extraordinary. The problem is deciding which is which.
There is nothing more dangerous than a philosopher who wants to change the world
Life is not a journey, it is a destination
Most books are about aspects of human knowledge - Few people write books about human ignorance, despite the fact that there would be much more to write about
There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity
A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.