Life is a question in the form of an answer
It is the pursuit of happiness that makes people unhappy.
The paradox of innovation is that it is accepted as an innovation when it has become imitation.
A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.
Life is not a journey, it is a destination
There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity