As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.

I would rather worry without need than live without heed.

To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness.

Be commonplace and creeping and you'll be a success.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

Honest men love women; those who deceive them adore them.

I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.