To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness.
As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.
I would rather worry without need than live without heed.
To obtain a woman who loves you, you must treat her as if she didn't.
Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.
Plays, gentlemen, are to their authors what children are to women: they cost more pain than they give pleasure.