To obtain a woman who loves you, you must treat her as if she didn't.
I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.
Honest men love women; those who deceive them adore them.
I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.
Without pleasure man would live like a fool and soon die.
As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.