Plays, gentlemen, are to their authors what children are to women: they cost more pain than they give pleasure.
Be commonplace and creeping and you'll be a success.
As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.
I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.